!MATT


NOW FEATURING PART THE SECOND! GOD DECREES YOU CANT JUDGE ANY OF THE CORRECT VIEWS ON HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ALL OF IT. that should shut them up...


PART THE FIRST

this seems to be where the shout starts:

FIVE BILLION YEARS AGO I CREATED TIME AND SPACE.

GLAD I COULD GET THAT OFF MY CHEST BEFORE I BEGAN DESCRIBING THE INDESCRIBABLE THINGNESS OF THE UNPARALLELED MATTER THAT MAKES UP THE THING IM DESCRIBING! YES, BE EXCITED. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT YOU ASK!? THE SOON TO BE RELEASED, ON THIS PAGE, THE SACRED VERBAL TEASER TRAILER OF THE FORTHCOMING FIRST 1000 PAGES OF EPOCH ONE OF THE SOON-TO-BE-BIBLE KNOWN AS.... MATT, GOD OF PLETHORA'S! DONT YOU DARE FORGET THE MAJESTIC NAME MATT, GOD OF PLETHORA'S! YES I KNOW IMMEDIATELY IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

ANYWAYS AS GOD OF THE HIGH FLUBBA WUBBA COUNCIL, SOMETHING THAT, AS WE ALL KNOW, DID NOT COME FROM SOME CUTE SOUND I MADE IN A CHILDHOOD HOME VIDEO, YOU KNOW I CLAIM YOU CAN TRUST ME. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU MY CONFUSING TITLE IS BECAUSE I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. FOR INSTANCE, I MYSTERIOUSLY DROP INTO LOWER CASE TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN SOME WORDS IN THE SENTENCE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SKIPPED, SO YOU DONT READ ALL THOSE UNNECESSARY WORDS THAT command you to drink smores schnapps THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TELLS US ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SKIPPED. REMEMBER KIDS, THIS IS A MAGICAL AND NOBLE GODLY PHENOMENA. IT'S CALLED PUBERTY AND IF YOU DONT OBEY ITS WIDDLESOME WILL.... I PROBABLY WILL BE KINDA EMBARASSED FOR A BIT BEFORE REMEMBERING IM A GIANT AND GIANTS ARE IMMUNE TO EBOLA, SO THE NEWS TOLD ME I WAS PROBABLY SAFE TODAY. I AGREED. IT WAS GOOD. CHEESEDOODLE POWDER GOT PLACES IT SHOULDNT BE.

MY WAYS ARE SOOO MYSTERIOUS THAT AFTER SHERLOCK HOLMES FOUND OUT I HAD ASCENDED TO THE REALM OF THE PSEUDOBEAST HE TOLD ME HE COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW I HAD MANAGED TO GET FIRED AGAIN, THIS TIME BEFORE I HAD EVEN FINISHED GIVING 'HEFTY HAMBURGER HANK' MY RESUME. IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT WHEN I MADE ALL THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH IM SURE. THIS ENDS THE PAART BEFORE THE PART WHERE I TALK ABOUT THE TEASER TO THE MANY HOLY RELICS THAT WILL BE MADE WHEN EPOCH ONE IS LACKADAISICALLY CHISLED UNTO ALADIN? ESQU GENIE LAMPS FOR MY MINOR DISPLEASURE.

LAW 1

I, GREAT SPACE LIZARD FORMERLY CALLED THE MAD GOD MARCH MADLINESS, NEVER TELL A LIE. THEY ARE NOT CALLED LIES WHEN I DO THEM THEY ARE CALLED ADMIRING UNICORN SMILES. A MAN WHO CAN DO THAT DOESNT KNOW HE IS LYING. EVER.

I WILL NOW RESTART YOUR TIME, WHICH I HAD FROZEN SO YOU COULD SPEND DAYS ENJOYING THE FIRST PART. WHICH I SEE YOU ALL DID. GOOD, GOOD.

MANY THINGS CONSTANTLY PROVE I AM GOD. LIKE HOW I CAN READ YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW AND KNOW THAT YOU THOUGHT, I WAS ASSAULTING YOU WITH SUBTEXT AND ABSURDITY IN A CLEVER OR NOT SO CLEVER SATIRICAL WAY INTENDING TO USE THE LIKENED VOICE OF A MAD MAN TO POINT OUT THE BLATANT BOLLOCKS WE LIVE WITH AND ACCEPT AS NORMAL EACH AND EVERY DAY, (PANTING IN EXASPERATION, THE CROWD CHEERS ME ON, SO I CONTINUE TO WRITE) BUT THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WERE STUPID AND THAT ONLY A DUMMY WOULD DO THAT, AND THAT I AM GOD, AND EVERY SOURCE OF INFORMATION LIES TO YOU, AND FARTS ARE FUNNY. CASE CLOSED.

this is the start of the question section (unimportant information, in the future you should only believe information given to you by 'some other god' )

-signed, some dude who benefits from you doing so-

QUESTION:

ALLMIGHTY FINDER OF LOOSE CHANGE MATT, WHY SINCE I AM GOD, DID I MAKE THE WORLD SO HAS AS MANY BADS NOT QUITE ASMUCH GOOD?

ANSWER:

IM GOD, I DONT HAVE TO ANSWER YOU!! LET ALONE A FAKE VERSION OF MYSELF, HYPOTHETICALLY ASKING A DIFFERENT VERSION OF MYSELF, WHICH DIRECTLY REPRESENTS MY INTERESTES ON BEHALF OF A QUESTION I IMAGINED YOUD WANT ME TO ASK MYSELF, IN THIS EXACT MANNER, WHICH CAN ONLY BE CALLED THE MOST LOGICAL STRAIGHT FORWARD METHOD, SO SAY THAT WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS THE MOST INTERESTING WAY TO GENERALLY ASSUME THE LOCATION OF THE TRUTH. MAN THAT WAS A GREAT PARAGRAPH. (CROWD WATCHING ME DIVINE THIS MESSAGE ONTO THIS COMPUTER TAKE CELEBRATING AT MY WONDERFULL COUNTENANCE DISTURBINGLY FAR IN SUCH A DEVIANT WAY AS TO SHOCK ME INTO SILENCE. THEN I TAKE OUT MY ANGER AT BEING SILENCED ON POP MUSIC BECAUSE IT, UNLIKE THAT TERRIBLE CROWD, WAS COMMONLY ACCCEPTED AS A STANDARDIZED WHINING NOISE THAT, SINCE NO ONE REALLY LISTENED TO IT ANYMORE, WAS OF NO IMPORTANCE. WHAT FOLLOWED WAS THE TRADITIONAL UNIVERSE GET TOGETHER TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE OF THE WILD MOB CALMLY, WITHOUT PRECONCIEVED NOTION FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW EVERYONE CAN GROW AND MAKE THE SPACE FAIRIES THAT LIVE BETWEEN QUARKS AND SPARKS MAKE THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING I FORGOT ABOUT BETTER. SOMEHOW... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ANYWAY NOW THAT YOU ARE SUFFICIENTLY SCARED I CAN END MY UNANNOUNCED SURPRISED DESCRIPTION OF A BRUTAL VILE HELL. LETS ALL JUST WORSHIP ME AND AGREE WE ARE ALL GLAD I DIDNT LET THAT HAPPEN. YUCK.)

this is the end of the question section. you better not be reading this. i specifically asked you not to read this. so stop, now. no now. come on. you know its people like you that make it hard to get a music number to break out spontaneously like in that movie with the oddly un-knifey highschool. Jerk.

FROM THAT STRONG FINISH, MUCH TO YOUR proscutto? CHAGRIN, I WILL VAULT. DRAMATICALLY, AND VERY. DELIBERATELY, INTO THE GLORIOUS CONCLUSION TO THIS INFORMATIVE PRETEASER. ITLL BE MORE GLORIOUS THAN THOSE.... WHAT WERE THEY CALLED.... OH, BEHEMOTH STATUES OF A FORMLESS is it proscuto? BORING BLOB THAT I HAD MADE ON, EVERY STREET CORNER ON OUR LOVELY PLANET PLUTO, REMEMBER? I SAID IT WAS JUST CAUSE IT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE ANYTHING ID EVER WANT TO LOOK AT, AND YOU SAID, "YOU GOTTA HIDE THE STUFF THE 5-0 ARE COMING! BLAME IT ON THE DUDE THATS SHOUTING AT THAT TABLE. THE ONE TALKING ABOUT PLETHORA'S NON-STOP... YEAH HIM."

god here reminding you that this page is liable to change wildy, erratically, and nonsensically, but dont worry itll often just be in leet speeK because as GOD, EVERYTHING I DO AND EVERYTHING I SAY, INFER, IMPLY, AND EVERYTHING EVERYONE SAYS WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW ME, IS PERFECT.... buuuuuut its for that reason that i will continue to constantly change it and this is allllll gonna be deleted by tomorrow. so sayeth lord of the truth he who uses really permanent ink on everything.

PART THE SECOND.... IM SORRY T

THIS IS WHERE THE PRETEASER WILL BE VERBALLY DISCOVERED. LIKE WHEN IM BORED.

PART THE SECOND

SHALL BE RELEASED

IN DUE TIME

PROBABLY

PART THE SECOND; 'THE DIRTY NAUGHTY TEASER IS HERE'/ 'MY. GODDAMN. CAT LOUIS!!!'

(THE TITLE ABOVE IS INDECISIVE BECAUSE I, YOUR GOD, MATT, GOD OF PLETHORA'S, CANT MAKE UP MY MIND/BRAIN/HEAD/MASK/LAMP AS TO WHICH TITLE IS BEST SUITED TO PROPERLY GLORIFY THE GRANDNESS OF PART THE SECOND. OR YA KNOW, DO WHATEVER SELLS MORE SMORES SCHNAPPS... EH?!!? WHATEVER! SCREW OFF! YOU'LL BUY IT! WHO CARES HOW LAZY I GET! I CAN WRITE ANYTHING IN HERE AND THOSE STUPID SUCKERS WILL STI-)

YOU CAN PRAISE ME, MIGHTY GOD OF BROKEN CHINESE FINGER TRAPS, FOR MAKING PART 2 HAVE SUCH A LESS CONFUSING TITLE THAN PART 1, NEXT TIME YOU PASS A WISHING WELL BY DOING THE 'CHOSEN FEW SIGN' see non-existing appendix

FACT!

IN THE FIRST HALF OF EVERY CHAPTER OF THE 'MATASTICION' working title for best bible ever I, MATT, GOD OF PLETHORA'S WILL BE BORN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.......AGAIN.... HUNGRY FOR MORE? OH THEN YOU ARE IN LUCK. AS I YOUR LORD HAVE CHOSEN TO SCRIBE INTO THE VERY STONES OF GLORK SOME COOL FACTS ABOUT THE CHAPTER OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY THATS COMING OUT SOON. SO IF YOU ARE INTO BEING TOLD STRAIGHT FACED LIES BY THOSE IN POSITIONS OF POWER WHOM YOUVE BEEN RAISED TO TRUST, OR IF YOU ARE JUST USED TO IT LIKE THE REST OF US, THEN I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! CAUSE I GOT A GAME TO PLAY! AHEM, IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU TWO STATEMENTS, THEY ARE EITHER BOTH TRUE OR BOTH FALSE. AHEM X 2.

1. DESPITE WHAT A CERTAIN POLICE COMMISSIONER SEEMS TO THINK, VOICING YOUR OPINION THAT THE STATE OF THE CURRENT SYSTEM IS UNACCEPTABLE, IS DIFFERENT FROM BEING 'ANTI-SOCIETY' OR 'ANTI-GOVERNMENT.' YES, KNOWLEDGE LIKE THIS IS WHY I GET PAID TO BE GOD, AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

2. THE MOLE PEOPLE AND THE CRAB PEOPLE WHO LIVE UNDER THE EARTH ARE AT WAR BECAUSE THEY WERE SCARED AT HOW THE OTHER THOUGHT ABOUT THE NUMBER '3', ONE SAID THAT THEY LOOKED LIKE LIPS, THE OTHER THAT THEY LOOK LIKE A BUTT. THIS WAS OF COURSE A TRULY INSURMOUNTABLE DIFFERENCE WHICH IS WHY THESE DAYS I ONLY EAT CRAB .... huh? what does this paragraph have to do with selling sugary tasting booze?.. yeah i guess nothing. we need to throw more money at it.

T OR F (5 points) ....... -snicker- that paragraph turned into a true or false question... hehehe...

LIE !......? WAIT, HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THIS ALLEY?

APPARENTLY ALLOT OF YOU STILL DONT GET THE UPPERCASE LOWERCASE THING. FACT IS, IT IS EMBARASSING THAT MY CREATIONS, MY AMAZING CREATIONS, WHO, CAN THROW RANDOM PAINT SPLOTCHES ALL OVER A PLAIN WHITE WALL IN SUCH A WAY AS TO BIAS ME TO EAT OUT OF THE TRASH CANS NEAR THE ART GALLERY, OVER THE ONES BY THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, YOUTH CENTER, AND AT THE PARK WHERE THE POLICE THREW ME OUT CAUSE I WASNT ACCOMPANYING A CHILD I HAD ARRIVED WITH OR BROUGHT FROM HOME. WELL, WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS ITS EMBARASING THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE conCEPT ABOUT THE UPPER AND LOWER CASES!.....AND GUESS WHAT!? MY GODDAMNED LAZY 'GUARD' CAT LOUIS DIDNT EVEN TRY AND FIGHT THE PO PO PATROL OFF WHEN THEY TOSSED ME OUT OF THAT KIDDIE POOL FOR BORROWING A SECONDHAND SEVEN YEAR OLD WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE! LOUIS JUST LAID THERE, HIS EYES ALL OPEN, DRIED OUT, AND STICKY. THE ROTTEN SCOUNDREL!, HE'S GIVING ME THAT CONDESCENDING LOOK AGAIN! I HATE THAT LOOK.....WHEN LOUIS COMES AND BEGS ME TO FEED HIM AGAIN NEXT MONTH HE IS GONNA FIND HIMSELF ONE HUNGRY HIPPO! AND NOT EVEN 'HEFTY HAMBURGER HANK' HIMSELF WILL BE ABLE TO CLOG THAT CAT'S ARTERIES!! IJK LOL G2G WE ALL KNOW THERE ISNT A TUBE HANK CANT CLOG. its like his nickname.

IM NOT GONNA FEED THAT GODDAMN FAT CAT LOUIS, WHO JUST SITS BACK ALL DAY (TUBA'S PUMP FURIOUSLY IN A MADDENING CRESCENDO) AND EATS ALL THE HARD BOUGHT FOOD OF THE STARVVING MASSES THAT ARE LYING AT THE BOTTOM OF A SACRIFICIAL PYRAMID TO HIS OWN ROMANIAN FORM OF EGOEROTICA!! THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!! HE DOES THIS ALL WHILE I GO OFF AND WORK REALLLLY HARD AT PRETENDING LIKE IM TRYING TO GET A JOB ALL DAY! JUST LOOKING AT LOUIS, MAKING FRIENDS WITH ALL THOSE FLIES BY STAYING STILL WITHOUT MOVING FOR DAYS, MAKES ME HADDER THAN A MATTER I DARE SAY! NOTE TO GODSELF!!.... GODDAMN IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUIS!!!!

ILL HAVE TO ERASE HIM FROM EXISTENCE...

ILL DO IT AFTER I FIGURE OUT WHY IT SMEL1LS LIKE DEAD JIM IN THIS SECTOR OF THE UNNIVERSE/PANTRY. WHAT? YOU WANT TO KNOW GOD'S THOUGHTS ON THIS, LOYAL BEAUTIFUL FOLLOWERS WHO DONT ACCEPT PANDERING FROM ANYONE? OKAY ILL ENLIGHTEN YOU. I THINK ITS THAT GODDAMNED CAT LOUIS' TRICKERY THAT ENTICED DEAD JIM'S SMELL TO COME INTO THE MYSTERY CUPBOARD WITH LOUIS, ME, AND MY EVER PRESENT AUDIENCE! (EVER PRESENT AUDIENCE NODS INTELLIGNTLY BEFORE GIVING ME ICE CREAM AND A MASSAGE)

IT ISNT EASY BEING GOD, OR CHEESY. AND LETS FACE IT, IM BOTH. -as quoted by MATT GOD OF PLETHORA'S, as paraphrased by ACHRONICMEES GREATEST ANGEL OF ZOUNDS AS eluded to by RAPHA THE RELTIVELY AVERAGE BUT STILL DECENT, PSEUDOBEAST OF MULTIPLES, as mentioned drunkenly by SLIPPYDIP THE WELL BELOW AVERAGE DELINQUINT GOON OF CONFUZZLED TWOS..... ACCURATE QUOTES ARE HARD TO COME BY OKAY? AND GOD KNOWS I CANT REMEMBER IF THATS WHAT I SAID OR NOT, OTHERWISE WHY WOULD I HAVE MYSELF QUOTED THROUGH FOUR SOURCES? WHAT? YOU CANT BLAME ME FOR NOT REMEMBERING ALL THE CRAP THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, I MEAN, I DONT REMEMBER THE QUOTE CAUSE TUESDAYS ARE BAD DAYS FOR ME . MUCH LIKE THE OTHER DAYS OF THE WEEK I LET YOU MORTALS KNOW OF. THATS RIGHT, I GAVE YOU GUYS THE SHIT DAYS OF THE WEEK. THINGS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE NOW HUH? (AUDIENCE CHANGES FROM JUST MASSAGING ME, TO ALTERNATIVELY MASSAGING ME AND TAKING TURNS SMACKING MY GODDAMN CAT LOUIS WHILE I GIGGLE UNCONTROLLABLY).

BEING GOD IS LIKE WAY TOO HARD HOMES. ALWAYS BEING ASKED TO TELL PEOPLE "WHY GOD, WHY? AND OTHER EXAMPLES" OKAY. LET ME LEVEL WITH YOU, ONE TRUE BESTUS, GOD O RESILIENT ANDROIDS OF SECT 9, TO MEASELY HUMAN. I DONT LIKE EXPLAINING MYSELF. I MEAN, THAT SHOULD BE PRETTY OBVIOUS, WHY THE HILLYWHIPPER ELSE WOULD I BE SO VAGUE AND CONCISE ALL THE TIME. I MEAN, YOU DID HEAR I WAS MYSTERIOUS RIGHT? SO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS, BECAUSE ASKING THINGS ABOUT OTHER THINGS, IS JUST HOW THINGS TURN INTO THE KIND OF THING THAT KEEP OTHERS FROM BRINGING THEIR THINGS TO THE PRISTINE, MIGHTY, GODSPLITTINGLY AND CONSCPICUOUSLY GORGEOUS TABLE OF MAJESTY. AND IT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM REMEMBERING WHICH PART OF THE SENTENCE IS MORE IMPORTANT TO DESCRIBE IN GREAT DETAIL. WHICH CAN TURN OTHERWISE BRILLIANT THOUGHTS INTO MUCK THATS ONLY THERE TO ALLOW YOU TO SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THAT ASS AROUND THE QUESTION, AND BACK, BACK, BACK THAT ASS FROM TOUGH TRUTHS. PERSONALLY I HATE THE CHACHA AND HER DUMB VEGAN FRIENDS. LIKE, COME ON PUNY MORTALS, IF YOU WANNA EAT WEIRD GROSS CRAP AND BE MISERABLE ALL THE TIME FINE, BUT BRING YOUR OWN FOOD, YOUR NOT WORTH COOKING THAT ALIEN SHIT FOR SEPERATELY, AND DONT YOU DARE GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE FOR EATING VEGAN CRUD!. YOUR NOT, YOUR WEIRD PEOPLE WHO EAT WEIRD PETROLEUM BASED FOOD, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, YOUR DIET IS UNHEALTHY 97% OF THE TIME TOO. AND DAMNIT DONT MOCK ME, GOD OF PLETHORA'S! I MADE ALL YOU DAMN ANIMALS SPECIFICALLY TO EAT EACH OTHER! SO DANCE PUPPETS! DANCE TO THE BEAT OF MY DRUM! (THE CROWD IS REALLY DANCING DUDES, THIS PARTY IS POPPING, SUDDENLY THEY ARE ALL VEGANS, GOD IS CONFUSED AT THIS)

for future reference you are not to read lower case writing, only read upper case writing. lower case writing is only read by the nerds. thats right, you remember what we did with the nerds.... check yo nerdledge PILGRIM.

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS A QUOTE THATS A TEASER, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A QUOTE THAT NOSE WHAT SHE WANTS AND IS UPFRONT ABOUT IT AND SKIPS DINNER. MY KINDA QUOTE. YEA, IM GONNA PERSONFY SOME HOT QUOTES TO TAKE OUT ON THE TOWN TONIGHT...

SO, ILL EXPLAIN AGAIN, HERE IS THE QUOTE, PROMISED BY GOD, DELIVERED BY THE MAILMAN, GRABBED BY YOUR MOM, AND THEN DISPOSED OF BECAUSE "PROMISED BY GOD," WAS ACTUALLY A DEVIANT GIRLY MAG AND YOUR GROUNDED MISTER!.

QUOTE:

fFROM THE BOOK OF mormen EPOCH ONE, MATT, TWERKING GOD OF PLETHORA'S.

TITLE OF PARABLE: "MATT, GOD OF PLETHORA'S WAS BORN AS ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE JUMPING JEHOSEFAT DES MOINES SQUARE DANCING TROUPE. THEN, CHAOS."

"..... NAW IF HE DOESNT MOVE THEN JUST GIVE HIM ANOTHER KICK TO THE RIBS, DONT FORGET CHILDREN OF GUMDROP FOREST WHAT, MATT GOD OF PLETHORA'S ALWAYS SAYS, 'SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE CHOKIN A BITCH, AND THATS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU GET RID OF THE BODY IN ACI...'"--- CUT CUT! STOP EVERYTHING!!! SOMETHINGS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG! .......OR HORRIBLY RIGHT?... CAUSE AS GOD OF EVERYTHING. IM ALSO INTO LIKE, INTO EVERYTHING.. SEXUALY........................ NOPE DEFINITELY WRONG. ugh its too soon for another apology.

HEY WORLD, GOD HERE. I NEED TO shake, shake, shake around the qu- TALK ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED. I YOUR OMNIPOTENT GOD, MADE A WHOOPSIE. THAT QUOTE IS OUT OF CONTEXT AND SO SOOOOOUNDS LIKE A REALLY HORRIBLE THING TO TEACH KIDS, OR ANYONE WITH GUMDROP IN THEIR NAME REALLY, BUT I DO WANT TO ASSURRE YOU IF I COULD BE BOTHERED TO LET YOU SEE THE REST OF THE STORY YOU'D THINK I WAS AWESOME AND STOP ASKING ABOUT THIS SO I KNOW THATS WHAT YOU WILL DO. BUT REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD TRUST ME, SO DO SO. CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE I AM TEACHING KIDS TO KILL PEOPLE, AND HURT PEOPLE, AND OBVIOUSLY ONLY A PSYCHO WOULD DO THAT

FACT IS, THE TV CLEARLY STATED NOWADAYS HAVING RASCIST THOUGHTS, OR SOMETIMES SAYING AND MEANING SOME RASCIST THINGS, DOES NOT MAKE ME RASCIST. AND THAT CAME FROM THE TV. HENCE, BULLETPROOF LOGIC CAN BE ASSUMED. SO SAYETH GOD, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, FOX NEWS. HOME OF THE SAYING 'HEY, WHY NOT AIR IT? ITS TRUER THAN SAYING A NETWORK NAMED AFTER AN ANIMAL KNOWN FOR BEING A TRICKSTER IS TRUSTWORTHY.' WAIT THATS NOT AT ALL WHAT THEY SAY OVER THERE.

GOTTA ADMIT, I MAY BE GOD, BUT IM HAVING A HARD TIME JUSTIFYING THE VIOLENCE IN THE QUOTE, NOW THAT THE RASCISM ASPECT IS CLEARED UP NICELY, SO IM GONNA BLAME IT ON VIDEOGAMES. (CROWD APPLAUDES) I K NOW I KNOW I MAKE IT LOOK TOO EASY.

DAMNIT LOUIS! YOU SONUVABITCH! IF YOU DONT PUT YOUR SKULL BACK WITH WHATS LEFT OF YOUR LEG RIGHT NOW IM GONNA JUST START PART 3!

FINE! YOU ASS LOUIS! SEE WHAT I CARE!EAT THIS LOUIS YOU GODDAMN BACKSTABBING POODLE AS-

PART THE THIRD. "IM STARTING TO THINK LOUIS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR WEEKS/IM STARTING TO THINK LOUIS READS MY MIND AT NIGHT"

(GOD-NOTE TO SELF, NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHICH TITLE I THOUGHT OF, AND WHICH ONE LOUIS PLANTED INTO MY HEAD AS I SLEPT TO DISTRACT ME.)

im getting very frustrated with how no one seems to get the uppercase lowercase thing. as i have said directly into your head like a voice, multiple times, in the english language you only read lowercase words and make sure to skip BUFFALO X 7 all the capitalized words. wait, is this really part 3?



FIND OUT NEXT TIME IF PART 3 HAS STARTED YET, OR IF THIS WAS JUST PART OF PART THE SECOND MADE TO LOOK LIKE PART THE THIRD!!! WHAAAAA!?!?! DID SOMEONE SAY INCEPTION!?!!?...... NO. NO ONE DID.


MAYBE NEXT TIME I WILL EXPLAIN WHY THIS THING IS SUPER SIGNIFICANT

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